Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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