It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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