I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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