Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
You were trust falling into bushes
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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