I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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