come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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