I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
