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Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
This is my life. Enjoy the view
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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