I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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