dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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