butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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