Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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