I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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