I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
she looked like the before picture.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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