508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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