Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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