It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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