One girl and one boy is just not enough.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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