the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
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