Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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