he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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