And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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