I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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