With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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