I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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