I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
