Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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