It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Buhtt sex?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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