Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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