Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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