coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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