the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
how drunk are you?
Several
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Randomize
