Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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