dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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