It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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