But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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