I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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