Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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