You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
are you so shy because you have an std?
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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