Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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