I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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