we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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