Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Randomize