Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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