Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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