I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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