forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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