I wannas sexs uuuuu
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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