Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
So squirting runs in the family.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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