fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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