I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
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