I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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