What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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