Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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