Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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