Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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